This isn't just a tee—it's a bold declaration that you've got too much on your mind and you're owning it. A audacious raccoon astronaut takes center stage alongside the unflinching text "Houston, I Have So Many Problems," a cosmic middle finger to pretending everything's fine. Each shirt is hand-dyed to order, guaranteeing your chaos looks nothing like anyone else's. The stark graphic cuts through Black/Grey, Jewel (Rainbow), or Earth tie-dye bases with unapologetic contrast. Built from 100% cotton with a relaxed fit, reinforced rib knit collar, back neck tape, and tear-away label, it's engineered for those brave enough to wear their mental load as fashion. Layer it, rock it solo—either way, you're making a statement that authenticity beats perfection every single time.
